I’m cool, you know..? People like me. I’m hella easy going and totally chill. Whatever, man – that’s cool. I’ve got a few nice pairs of jeans, but these ones are my favorites. Whatever. I work for a major cell phone company in the call center. It hella sucks, I take vacation time by the hour and leave whenever I want to. They’re pretty chill about that. I need to work and just make hella money, but whatever. It’s summer time. Dude, you commin’ out drinkin’ with us? That’s cool. I outsmart cops. Yeah, I just moved into this new place, right across from campus; it’s pretty chill; nice view. Just kickin’ it. Yeah, I think my new neighbor, Andy, hates me. He’s such a bitch. It’s like dude, is it cool if I just kick it in your lawn chairs? And he’s like, Yeah, I don’t care. Whatever, he fuckin’ hates me. He’s such a bitch. I’m totally chill and hella cool. Maybe Andy should watch a little more TRL, pop his collar and be a little more hella chill and cool, like me.
